Incomplete Sentences: is it the latest quiz that all the kids are posting on myspace? No, it’s an official National Security Agency form that instructs you to “Finish these sentences to express your real feelings.” My answers appear in bold.
- I always wanted to be an astronaut
- I can’t stop blogging national secrets
- If my father would only read my blog
- People think of me as paranoid
- I suffer most from time famine
- What upsets me most is actual famine
- Most men are nice
- My family treats me like an adult
- My greatest worry is that someone will read this
- Some members of the opposite sex are attractive
- Most women are nice
- I regret filling out this form
- The main thing in life crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women
- Secretly I read nonsociety.com
- If my mother would only stop reading my blog
- I don’t like people who read my email
- I wish I could forget the time I bullhorned the White House
- When troubled laugh
- It bothers me that I don’t take this seriously
- What angers me most is illegal spying
