… the Dangerbomb alarm clock which looks like a ticking time bomb and gives you about three minutes to get your ass out of bed and deactivate it before it really rattles your brain with a disturbingly loud fake explosion to get you going in the morning.
- just don’t pack it in your luggage if you’re going on an aeroplane or you may find yourself in Egypt or some such place!
That is a great way to start your day.